Ey Up! I’m back with some creative inspo from that time I solo-travelled to Amsterdam… Pre the dirty Rona! This episode is a tale of two parts; Part One is my wholesome trip filled with flowers and pretty shops, then in Part Two, things get a bit filthier. Think Sex Museum + Red Light District.
I treat myself fancy to a stay at the NH Amsterdam Schiphol Airport, go tulip sniffing around the Garden of Europe, Keukenhof. Explore the lifestyle location De Hallen… It’s amazing what you can turn an old tram depot into! Nosh local with a plate of Dutch Kroketten at one the Dam’s oldest department stores, ‘de Bijenkorf‘… Think of it as a slightly posher Debenhams. Then I risk me life crossing the bike filled streets as I go trend spotting around its boutiques like Catwalk Junkie.
Get ready for a dose of the wanderlust as things get a bit dirtier in Part Two of Me Amsterdam Jollies. It’s PEGI 18 as I show you around the Sex Museum, and tell you all about the eye-opening tour of the infamous Red Light District that I booked on to. I stayed at Backstage Hotel, and also popped over to a beltin’ Freya Ridings gig.
Thirsty for More?
AND if you’ve got any questions about any part of the trip, come for a chinwag in me comments, cock! I’m an open book.