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Hamburg: Funny Holiday Snaps

This post is for me soul sisters! – Those just like me, who snap random shit whilst on their jollies for laughs or for some kind of creative inspiration, that you just can’t put your finger on six months down the line when you’re looking back at your iPhone diaries!

This grumpy bastard of a bap made me laugh. I often see faces that aren’t really there. That makes me sound like the kid from ‘The Sixth Sense’ but you know what I mean really. It’s actually an ad for a German initiative that helps to reduce waste food. So that perfectly fit and healthy piece of bread that isn’t ready for the bin has every right to be a bit angry.

Was genuinely in a completely innocent souvenir shop and nowhere near the Reeperbahn, when I spotted this. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Not my first choice at a name for a cakey roll. Sensitive, emotional cake? ‘Ouch, mind me tenders,’ also springs to mind.

I spent one of my days in Hamburg scouring the indies and boutiques, and I found a junk shop. It was literally a black hole filled like a hoarder’s home. I saw things in there that I couldn’t unsee, and again, I wasn’t even on the Reeper! The above- wtf is that? Funny answers only in my comments, please cock.

The kind of gal who goes into a clothes shop and doesn’t take a pic of potential outfits but rather a sign of a women tossing a lemon about.

Also found my tribe. People who might open their shops and do a bit of work if they can be arsed. That’s why I went freelance.

This is a medicine ball that made me fall arse over tit in a very quiet vintage shop. Yeah, it’s nice visual merchandising but does it really need to be in the middle of the floor. A matter of time before they get sued.

Blessed be for that sign. I almost put my gun in my handbag for a night out up the Reeper. All good if it’s not between the hours of 22 – 6, though.

One snap for the road. I found what can only be described as fucking Chucky in that junk shop. Crossed my mind to buy it for a laugh and scare my brother but in all honesty, I was too scared to even pick it up!

Did I mention, love that I’m launching my new Manci Travels series @mancimouth YouTube in December? Tune in for a new vlog every Sunday until I run out of content and I can go post Rona travelling for more! I’ve popped the teaser on IGTV here. Check it out, cock!





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Queen of the Manci Mouths! Freelance Writer with a background in the arts and travel. Tries to speak other languages. Addicted to Eurovision.